Moschino sandal: yay or nay?

It's a sandal right? Or a pump? Actually, maybe it's a slingback! Oh no wait, it must be an open toed sha-bootie! Actually, now I'm really confused. What IS this? This "what is it?" style can be found in every store and I'm just not in love! For example, this gray Moschino pair is being described as a "sandal" and is available for $440 at Nordstrom. But it's a hefty investment for a shoe that is still searching for an identity. What do you say? Yay or Nay?