If you thought the Sass & Bide Black Rats leggings were hard to wear, you’ve got another thing coming with these L.A. legs pants by DimePiece Designs for only $70.

While we don’t think we’d see Whitney in these, we’re sure someone inspired by the fictional Ms. Carrie Bradshaw’s recent reblossoming onto the fashion scene might give them a try.

We can see some conversation starters with “you are here” stickers and guys asking for directions south either plaguing or pleasing you, depending on your taste. (You know, whether you’re a Charlotte or a Samantha.)