The alter ego of Nicola Roberts

As far as my opinion of Nicola Roberts goes, she’s not someone I give too much thought to. I think she’s a reasonably stylish gal, despite her unfortunate beginnings in a television created bubble pop band. Big fan of the red hair and the pale skin, yet something has gone very wrong here. So lets learn a lesson, if you are slapping on the suncream to keep your skin pasty white this summer (as I will be), you have to be more careful with what you wear. Particularly if you’re quite slim too, showing off too much skin can just make you look like a bit ill. Combining a fragile pasty frame with a very small outfit and nothing to fill it reminds me of ladies of the night funding some kind of habit thats emaciated their frames. If you subscribe to the petite and pasty club, all showing dresses never look right. Even dita von teese tends to only show off one asset at a time at most, otherwise there’s just too much glaring white skin on show. So cover it up a bit, and tone down the colour if you want to avoid looking like your biggest fashion influence was the older side of the red light district. I’m not suggesting she’s all the way there with this outfit, but she’s definitely buying her ticket.